每日一笑：(7.27)
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?
"It depends. If you don't use it, the shoes will never wear out."
Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the doctor happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescription from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"
"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don't use it, you will never get better.
看情況而定。
一天，一位醫生到鞋店買了雙鞋。他在離開柜臺之前，問售貨員：“這雙鞋能穿多長時間？“
“看情況而定。如果您不穿它，那它們永遠也不會壞。”
幾天后，這位售貨員病了，去醫院看病。這位醫生碰巧是那位顧客。
當售貨員拿了處方后，問道：“吃了這藥，我的病多長時間才能好呀？”
“看情況而定。”醫生說，“如果你不吃藥，你的病永遠也好不了。”
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