英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇時尚娛樂2：大眾傳媒(雙語閱讀)
第二部分 時尚娛樂
Unit2 Mass Media 大眾傳媒
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇2：大眾傳媒(雙語閱讀)
Curiosity killed a cat.
愛管閑事，自己吃虧。
Jack's father and the professor are talking about Jack.
杰克的爸爸正在和教授談論杰克。
A:Why did you fail Jack in his examination, and tell him he would have to leave the university?
你為什么給杰克不及格并讓他必須退學？
B:Because he really cannot continue his study in the univversity.
因為他確實不能在大學里繼續他的學業了。
A:But he is a good boy. If you let him pass this time. I'm sure he will make a progress next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.
可他是一個好孩子。如果這次您能讓他過關，明年他一定會大有長進，而且在年終的時候能夠非常出色地通過考試。
B:No,too,that's quite impossible! Do you know, last monthI a sked him when Napoleon died, and he didn't know!
不，木行，那是根本不可能的，你知道不知道，上個月我問他拿破侖足什么時候去世的，可他居然會不知道。
A:Please sir,give him another chance. You see.Iam afraid w e don't take any newspapers in our house, so none of us even knew that Na- poleon was ill recently.
先生，請再給他一次機會吧。您要知道，恐怕是因為我們家里沒有訂報紙吧，所以我們全家甚至沒有一人知道拿破侖最近得了病。
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