那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事143：誰更有禮貌
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite．
一個胖男人和一個瘦男人正在為誰更有禮貌而爭吵。
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courtsous because, wheneVer he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
瘦男人說他更禮貌，因為他總是甸女士脫帽致意。但是胖男人說他更禮貌，因為無論何時他起身給女士讓座，總是能讓兩位女士都坐下。
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