英語方程式：愛情和工作
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance聰明男人 + 聰明女人 = 浪漫愛情
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy聰明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair愚蠢男人 + 聰明女人 = 離婚
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage愚蠢男人 + 笨女人 = 結(jié)婚
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit聰明老板 + 聰明員工 = 效益
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production聰明老板 + 愚蠢員工 = 剩余價值
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion愚蠢老板 + 聰明員工 = 加薪
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime愚蠢老板 + 愚蠢員工 = 存貨
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