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          Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member(大學教學人員)。 One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

          When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance(百折不撓) is a virtue."

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