那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事83：班和笨驢
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Class and Ass
班和笨驢
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.
格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知：“勞里教授今天的課程取消。"
A student,after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
一個學生讀了通知后，擦掉了字母"C"（lass：姑娘）。
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the "l"
后來勞里教授來了，也想開開玩笑，他擦掉了字母“I ”( ass:笨驢)。
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