賺取外款--雙語幽默笑話
little brother: i saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel i'll tell my father.
弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。
sister's boyfriend: no, don't do that. here's a nickel.
姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。
little brother: that makes a buck and a quarter i've made this month.
弟弟：我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。
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