爆笑雙語：10句雷人的警言醒語
01. 人生的最大遺憾莫過于錯誤地堅(jiān)持了不該堅(jiān)持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大師兄，你知道嗎？二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 懷才就像懷孕，時(shí)間長了才能看出來。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 還能沖動，表示你還對生活有激情，總是沖動，表示你還不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我問一個(gè)在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫點(diǎn)啥？”他說：“我解決了住房問題！”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 媽媽說人最好不要錯過兩樣?xùn)|西，最后一班回家的車和一個(gè)深愛你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
08. 好的愛情是你透過一個(gè)男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)？
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因?yàn)槟愕谋澈笥嘘柟狻?BR>If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
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