英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話：Perfect Match 絕 配
perfect match
a wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. the woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. "dad," says the son, "there's something i've got to know. how did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"
"son," the father replies, "i painted the vase."
絕 配
一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩而深感驕傲，以至于她竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調(diào)出這個(gè)底色，但是誰(shuí)也沒(méi)有能令那位怪癖的婦女滿意。
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