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          Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

          "I'm afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

          But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

          "How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

          "Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

          買錄像機

          艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機。

          “恐怕我們還買不起,”媽媽嘆息著說。

          可第二天當艾莫斯回來時,他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄像機。

          “你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?”媽媽大吃一驚,喘著氣說。

          “媽媽,這簡單,” 艾曼斯回答。“我把電視機給賣了!"

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