吃醋的妻子
A Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night
and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you’
re cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by
saying, "She's not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!"
吃醋的妻子
從前有個妻子醋勁很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她沒有從他衣服上找到頭發，于是大叫：“好啊，現在你開始和禿頭的女人騙我了！”
第二天晚上，她沒有從丈夫衣服上聞到香水味，于是又大叫：“她不但是個禿頭，而且很窮酸，連香水都不買。”
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