Father's Thing
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.
Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.
One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.
Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"
"Yes, Father, it is." answered Tom.
"And that shirt's mine too, isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"
"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.
"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.
"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. " You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"
幽默 笑話本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/41635.html
相關文章
-
趣味圖片英語笑話：suburb 邊界（雙語）
the suburb was ready to pry - now all they had to do was wait until something actually happened邊界將要被撬開--現(xiàn)在他們所要做的就是等到事情真的發(fā)生 更多 英語笑話、英語小...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
English Jokes -Free Throwing
Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb...
2019-03-18 英語笑話 -
笑話習題簿11.14
JOKE: My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another under...
2018-11-22 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：allergic過敏（雙語）
It seems you're allergic to fir, almonds and cinnamon ...看來你對冷杉,杏仁,肉桂……過敏 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資料，請繼...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：The cured 治愈的人（中英雙語）
30.The cured30.治愈的人"We rarely use the word cure，"said the psychiatrist to his patient. "But after five years of therapy it is my pleasure to pronounce you complete...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
Coincidence 巧合 英漢雙語笑話
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the answ...
2018-11-25 英語笑話 -
Idiots Joke(11)
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58，000 cars out in the driveway.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
Elderly Joke(9)
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it，he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went t...
2018-12-29 英語笑話
