你要的百葉窗在那里？”
A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks,
stressing that they do not get any paint on their uniforms.
Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped
naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" asked one of the women.
"Blind man," came the reply."
Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door.
"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise. "Now, where do you want there
blinds?"
個(gè)教官命令兩個(gè)年輕的女兵分?jǐn)?shù)按營(yíng)房里的一間屋子，強(qiáng)調(diào)制服上不得弄上任何的油漆。
懷疑他們不可避免破壞他們的衣服，婦女鎖上門(mén)，剝光衣服，裸體工作。大約一個(gè)小時(shí)后，他們聽(tīng)
到有人敲門(mén)。
“是誰(shuí)？”一個(gè)女人問(wèn)。
“盲人，”他回答說(shuō)。”
讓一個(gè)盲人看不傷害，他們打開(kāi)門(mén)。
“哇，什暈倒！”那男子驚奇地說(shuō)。”現(xiàn)在，你要的百葉窗在那里？”
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