妻子陪他去看醫生
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick," the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment, and don't complain about anything. Finally, care for him with love every day."
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"I'm sorry," she said, "but you're not going to make it."
一人得了重病，妻子陪他去看醫生。體檢醫生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。
“你的丈夫病得很重，”醫生說，“但是有三件事情你可以做來確保自己的生存。首先，給他三天的健康，可口的飯菜。下一步，給他一個無壓力的環境，不要抱怨。最后，每天用愛照顧他。”
在開車回家的路上，丈夫問，“醫生說什么？”
“對不起，”她說，“但你不會成功的?！?/p>
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