第1434期雙語笑話 摘自一只狗的生活日記
摘自一只狗的生活日記……
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
上午8點(diǎn)-狗糧！我的最愛！
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
上午9點(diǎn)30分-兜風(fēng)！我的最愛！
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
上午9點(diǎn)40分-公園遛我！我的最愛！
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
上午10點(diǎn)30分-被主人撫摸和寵愛！我的最愛！
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
中午12點(diǎn)-午飯！我的最愛！
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
中午1點(diǎn)-在院子里玩耍！我的最愛！
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
下午3點(diǎn)-搖搖我的小尾！我的最愛！
5:00 pm - Milk & bones! My favourite thing!
下午5點(diǎn)-牛奶+骨頭！我的最愛！
6:00 pm - Oooh, Bath. Bummer。
晚上6點(diǎn)-噢，洗澡澡，我的最愛！
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
晚上7點(diǎn)-玩球！我的最愛！
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
晚上8點(diǎn)-噢！和主人一起看電視！我的最愛！
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
晚上11點(diǎn)-睡床上！我的最愛！
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