不然我為什么愿意干凈嗎？”
Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn't you?" I teased.
"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"
幾周后，我們的兒子開始他的第一年在艾爾馬學院在密歇根，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我小心翼翼地叫他提前幾天“警告”他，我們會來。當我們來到宿舍，然而，我被他的房間凌亂不堪，嚇了一跳。”忘了我們要來，不是嗎？”我嘲笑。你逗我呢吧。他回答說，“不然我為什么愿意干凈嗎？”
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