一位金發女郎拖著疲憊的身軀進了醫生診室
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
一位金發女郎拖著疲憊的身軀進了醫生診室。
“大夫，我家附近到處是狗，它們整天整晚地叫，我一刻都合不上眼。”
“我告你件好事兒。”醫生說著話，在一個裝滿新藥樣品的抽屜里翻來找去。
“給你點兒新型安眠藥，有夢幻般的效果。只要幾片，你的煩惱就沒了。”
“太好了，”金發女說，“什么我都愿意試，我先試試吧。”
過了幾周，金發女又來了，比上回更憔悴。
“大夫，您那方法不行，我比過去更睡不好了。”
“我不明白怎么會這樣，”醫生邊說邊搖頭，“那可是市面上最強效的藥了！”
“也許是吧，”金發女有氣無力地說，“可我爬起來整夜不停地追那些狗，好歹逮著一只，給它喂藥可費老勁了！”
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