那是因為它在你家貓肚子里
Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Jonny?"
"My goldfish died," replied Jonny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Jonny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat!"
小嬌尼在院子里正填著一個土坑時，他鄰居隔著籬笆瞧過來。
他對這臉蛋紅撲撲的小家伙在干什么挺好奇，就客套地問了句：“你在那兒干嗎呢，嬌尼？”
“我金魚死了，”嬌尼眼淚汪汪地回答，頭都沒抬一下，“我在把它埋掉。”
鄰居關心地說：“那坑埋金魚也太大了吧？”
嬌尼把最后一小堆土拍拍平，然后說：“那是因為它在你家貓肚子里！”
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