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        1809年發生了什么大事

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        Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

        Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

        Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

        Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

        老師:1809年發生了什么大事?
        小威利:亞伯拉罕·林肯誕生了。
        老師:正確。那1812年發生了什么大事呢?
        小威利:亞伯拉罕·林肯度過了他的三歲生日。
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