去釣過魚么
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
一位男子在公路上超速駕駛，夾在一溜車中間開著同樣的速度，感覺挺安全。然而，當他們經過一個測速區時，他被紅外測速器鎖定，并給攔了下來。
警察遞給他傳票，并拿到他的簽字，正要走開時，這男的問：“警官，我知道我超速了，但我覺得這不公平——我邊上有好多別的車，開得一樣快，那為什么就我領傳票？”
“去釣過魚么？”警察突然問這男的。
“嗯嗯，釣過……”男的回答，摸不著頭腦。
警察咧嘴一笑，又補了句：“把魚釣干過嗎？”
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