雙語 笑話 穿哪條裙子？
Time is 8 years old, and follows her own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesn’t do it.
Today, she will go to a friend’s birthday party. She is now choosing skirt to wear. She has three skirts: a blue skirt, a white one and a yellow one.
She asks her father, “Which one is the best?” her father says, “I think the blue one is the best.” Then she asks her mother, “Which one do you think is the best?” Her mother answers, “ The white one , of course!” Tina says, “Thank you.”
Then she puts on the yellow shirt and goes out.
緹娜8歲了， 她又自己的主意。當她的父母要她做事時，她總是不去做。
今天，她將去參加一位朋友的生日聚會。她在選擇穿哪一條裙子. 她又三條裙子：一條是藍裙子，一條白裙子和一條黃裙子。 她問她的父親：“哪條裙子是最好的？”她的父親說：“我認為藍色是最好的。”她問她的母親：“你認為哪條裙子是最好的？”她的母親回答：“當然是白色的了。”緹娜說：“謝謝。”她穿上黃色的裙子出去了。
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