The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
中文：
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫(yī)院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫(yī)生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
醫(yī)生說：“恐怕他已經(jīng)死了。”
聽到醫(yī)生的話，這個男人轉(zhuǎn)動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”
妻子說：“安靜，醫(yī)生比你懂得多。”
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