幽默短文欣賞
Three Reasons
Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．
John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.
三 條 理 由
老師：約翰，請說出三條理由來證實地球是圓的。
約翰：媽媽是這么說的，爸爸是這么說的，你也是這么說的！
Homework
Teacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly．
Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father．
家 庭 作 業
老師：我只能讀通你的一篇作文，另一篇實在是糟透了。
學生：是的，先生——我媽媽的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。
An Interesting Answer
Student A: Four sailors fell into the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet.
Student B: How was that?
Student A: Three of them were bald.
Who Is It?
A ship was passing by a desert （荒無人煙的） island, where stood a man who was shouting and waving wildly.
“Who is it?” the passengers asked the captain.
“I don’t know. When we pass here every month, he always does the same.”
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