英漢雙語笑話90
I am the Driver
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.
"It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?"
"I'm the driver," he said.
我是司機
一輛公共汽車已經相當擁擠，還有一個人想擠進來，乘客不讓他上去。
“太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰？”
“我是司機。”他回答說。
2.
Coincidence
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."
"I did." was the answer.
巧合
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道：
“多難聽的嗓音！”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎？”
“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
“噢，請你原諒。”客人說，“當然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”
“是我。”男士回答道。
3.
A Question
Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?
Student: What's the name of this course?
一個問題
教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎？
學生：考試科目的名稱是什么？
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