美國人的笑話

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An English, a French and an American fell in group of robbers hands.The gang leader has shown the kindness of heart front, allows them into execute does last the matter.
The English said his final wish waswrites the share will, the robber has provided the furniture writtenrecords to him; The French said him front to want at the point ofdeath again with girlfriend intimate; The American actually stands isbeing motionless. The gang leader asked his wish is any.
He said that,he other did not think, only wants to let the gang leader fiercelykick a foot on his buttocks. The gang leader is teased by he thisstrange wish 哈哈大笑, has kicked a foot without hesitation on hisbuttocks.
After old has beautifully suffered this foot, turns aroundto take out Tibet's on body gun, entirely killed the robbers.
TheEnglish and the French sees this scene then to ask that is oldbeautifully: You since on the body are hiding the weapon, whyinitially didn't open fire, wants the captive which the little darlingwas others?
Old beautifully puzzled scratches with the finger 搔頭,said: Haven't they injured me, how I can kill the person for noreason? I therefore want the robber to kick a foot on my buttocks, isfor must obtain the retaliation morality and justice qualifications.

一個英國人、一個法國人和一個美國人落到了一群強盜手中。強盜頭子發(fā)了善心，允許他們在被處死前做最后一件事。
英國人說他最后的心愿是寫份遺囑，強盜給他提供了桌椅紙筆；法國人說他臨死前想再和女朋友親熱一番；美國人卻站著不動。強盜頭子問他的心愿是什么。他說，他別的不想，只想讓強盜頭子在他的屁股上猛踢一腳。
強盜頭子被他這奇怪的心愿逗得哈哈大笑，毫不猶豫地在他的屁股上踢了一腳。
老美挨了這一腳后，轉(zhuǎn)身取出藏在身上的槍，把強盜們統(tǒng)統(tǒng)打死了。
英國人和法國人見此情景便問那老美：你既然身上藏著武器，當(dāng)初為什么不開槍，要乖乖做人家的俘虜？
老美大惑不解地搔搔頭，說：他們又沒傷害我，我怎么能平白無故打死人呢？我之所以要強盜在我屁股上踢一腳，就是為了要取得報復(fù)的道義資格。

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