每日一笑(5.15)
The Lucky Cat
"Father," said Jimmy, running into the drawing-room," there's a bigblack cat in the dining-room."
"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky.""This one is; he's just had your dinner!"
幸運貓
吉米跑進客廳說：“爸爸，餐廳里有一只大黑貓！”他的父親懶洋洋得說：“沒關系，吉米，黑貓是幸運貓呢。” “它的確很幸運：（因為）它剛把你的晚飯給吃了。”
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