外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹287：模仿(中英)
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺得肚子痛。
"well，sit down and eat your tea,”said his mother. "Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty.It’1l be all right when you’ve got something in it.”
“來，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心。”媽媽說:“你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏摹３渣c(diǎn)東西，就會好的。”
Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office，complaining of a headache. "That’s because it’s empty，”said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it.”
一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回來了，說是頭痛。“你頭痛是因?yàn)槟X袋是空的。”他聰明的兒子說:“里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會好的。”
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