外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹135：惡作劇(中英)
Now, what I did to a guy I didn't like one night is a classic:
有一天晚上，我針對一個自己討厭的人所做的事情簡直是妙極了:
I saw him at a restaurant with his "other woman" seated in the corner of the restaurant trying to be inconspicuous. I went to the headwaiter and told him I wanted to send a cake over to my friend's table since he and his "wife" was celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary.
我看到他正和一個情人坐在飯館里的一個不被人注意的角落里。我走到領(lǐng)班跟前對他說:為了慶祝我的朋友和妻子結(jié)婚十周年，我想讓他給那兩個人的桌上送去一份蛋糕。
If you've ever been to a place like Bennigans where the waiters and waitresses come singing and banging pots when they deliver a cake to your table, you can imagine what happened next.
在像柏里甘思這樣的地方，當(dāng)男女服務(wù)員給你的桌子上送蛋糕時他們介一邊唱歌一邊敲打著水壺。你可以想象接下來會發(fā)生什么。
Four waiters and three waitresses carrying a cake with a sparkler marched over to their table singing" Happy Anniversary, Carole and Mark…Happy… Happy…Happy… Anniversary.
四個男服務(wù)員和三個女服務(wù)員手里端著插有蠟燭的蛋糕，一邊走一邊唱“凱茹樂，馬克，祝你們周年快樂。”
Talk about someone looking for the exits!
現(xiàn)在正有人忙著找出去的門呢!
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