Halloween Funnies V
Halloween Funnies V
What kind of cereal do monsters eat？- Ghost-Toasties
Mommy，mommy，teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.- Be quiet，dear，and go and comb your face
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine？- A wash and wear wolf
What‘s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car？- They boo-kle their seatbelts
What has webbed feet，feathers，fangs and goes quack-quack？- Count Duckula
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties？- Swallow the leader
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly？- Because if they were small and round and smooth they‘d be M&M’s
幽默 笑話本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/85687.html
相關文章
-
Idiots Joke(33)
A contractor hired two brothers to install home siding. He demonstrated the process and sent them off to their first job. Things were going smoothly when the older brother saw that his younger...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
English Jokes -Who Is Stupid?
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds...
2019-03-18 英語笑話 -
英漢雙語笑話：你活不成了
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.一個人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫生。檢查過后，醫生示意病...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
英文笑話——Too Long
Too Long The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information wa...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列7）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會喜歡。 we guys always hear...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
你一定未見過的爆強面試
我去應聘時，考官是一漂亮小姐，一緊張我說了如下內容： “My name is ‘old five wang’”（我叫王老五） “I boom （炸出）at 1971year！”（我生于1971年）※born我念成了boom，反正很像。 ...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
Musician Joke(4)
A tourist in Vienna goes through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around，so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is comin...
2019-01-02 英語笑話 -
用獎勵品來調動員工的積極性--雙語幽默漫畫
"I need something to motivate our employees.Should I order the Warren Buffett Pez dispensers or the Donald Trump comb and brush kits?"我需要采取些辦法激勵我的員工,到底是定購一些巴非特的玩偶糖...
2018-10-30 英語笑話
