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- Be careful of what you wish for
- Be careful of what you wish for A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and s...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 20/20
- 20/20 I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 2...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A puppet drunkard
- A puppet drunkard One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the cur...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The ayes have it
- The ayes have it When I was a university student, I was living in an apartment with five other guys, one of whom was blind. One day we held an apartment meeting to decide who would do th...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A forgetful husband
- A forgetful husband My husband's uncle thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A lesson
- A lesson A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars； one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a v...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A safer place to park my Rolls-Royce
- A safer place to park my Rolls-Royce Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A season pass
- A season pass The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the fir...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Embarrassing situations
- Embarrassing situations A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Forty baby thieves
- Forty baby thieves Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"（《雙城記》） and she gave birth to twins" . "That...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Airplane jokes (1)
- Airplane jokes（一） A man at the airline counter tells the rep. “I‘d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London. The rep says, “I‘m sorry sir. We can...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Airplane jokes (2)
- Airplane jokes（二） “I‘ve never flown before,” said the nervous old lady to the pilot，“You will bring me down safely, won’t you？ “All I can say ma‘a(chǎn)m,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Airplane jokes (3)
- Airplane jokes（三） "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with you with our compliments."更...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Airplane jokes (4)
- Airplane jokes（四） And from the pilot during his welcome message： "Delta airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on t...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- He should see the back of mine
- He should see the back of mine A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Passing an exam
- Passing an exam Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. How...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Just Spots
- Just Spots Patient： Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front t of my eyes. Nurse： Have you seen a doctor？ Patient： No, just spots.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關(guān)注...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 天氣和我的意見不同
- The local weatherman was often in his forecasts， so he applied for a transfer. 本地氣象員過去一直作預(yù)報， 于是他要求調(diào)換到其他地方。 "Why do you want to be transferred？" wrote the headquarte...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- “爭論不休”的問題
- 歷史上總有那么一些“懸案”，惹得大家爭論百年、千年，也未爭出個所以然。這種“爭論不休”的問題，可用短語a moot point來表達(dá)。 就詞的強(qiáng)弱意義而言，a moot point最初指“有待商榷的問題”，源于盎格魯-撒克遜...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Shoo-in 穩(wěn)操勝券、十拿九穩(wěn)
- 這個詞看起來蠻怪異，很多字典上都查不到它的解釋。不過，它卻是新聞報道里的常客，尤其是在大選時，若說哪個競選者極有可能會獲勝，都會用shoo-in. 剛讀了一篇有關(guān)日本內(nèi)閣官房長官Shinzo Abe（安倍晉三）的新聞報道，文...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Professor and the editor
- A professor of English and the editor of the local newspaper had many friendly arguments. One Friday evening the professor was walking out of a local club with a bottle of whiskey wrapped in t...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- An interview
- A man was sitting at an interview, in his new suit, looking his very best. As he put his hands down to make a point, he and his interviewer noticed the price tag was still attached to the s...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I am on vacation
- I am on vacation There is one Very Serious Law Firm. All staff comes to work at 6am and leaves around 11pm. Suddenly, one guy started his day at 9am. All the guys exchanged “l(fā)ooks”。...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Speaker system testing
- Speaker system testing A voice on the office loudspeaker announced： "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work properly in case of emergency." All our confidence in...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Shorter hours
- Shorter hours "I hear the boys are gonna strike," one worker told another. "What for？" asked the friend. "Shorter hours." "Good for them. I always did think 60 minutes was too long...
2019-01-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
