外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹85：迪尼斯之旅(中英)
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days，we headed for home.
佛羅里達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往旅游，我們全身心地沉醉在它的各種奇觀之中。筋疲力盡地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。
As we drove away, our son waved and said : "good bye，Mickey.”
當我們驅車離開時，兒子揮著手說道:“再見，米奇!”
Our daughter waved and said, "goodbye, Minnie.”
女兒揮著手說道:“再見，美妮。”
My husband waved, rather weakly，and said : "goodbye , money.”
丈夫也有氣無力地揮了揮手，說道:“再見，美元。”
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