燙傷的耳朵
The Burned Ears
燙傷的耳朵
A guy burned two ears…… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
一個(gè)男人的兩只耳朵都被燙傷了……在醫(yī)院的時(shí)候別人就問(wèn)他是如何燙到的。
He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang……so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear……"
他說(shuō)：“我正在熨衣服的時(shí)候，電話響了……當(dāng)時(shí)我把熨斗當(dāng)成電話抓起來(lái)接聽(tīng)了。”
"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“但是你是如何燙到另一只耳朵的呢？”
"How do you think I called you people?"
“因?yàn)槲蚁虢o你打電話呀！”
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