英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)30秒U(xiǎn)nit45：Liar,Liar 騙子，騙子 (雙語(yǔ))
Liar,Liar
騙子，騙子
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報(bào)案 說(shuō)她的老公失蹤了。
The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求，她形容一下。
She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athletic build,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."
她說(shuō)：“他三十五歲，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪狀的深色頭發(fā)；體格健壯，體重185磅，說(shuō)話(huà)很輕乘，而且對(duì)小孩子很好。”
The next-door neighbor protested,
隔壁鄰居期提出反駁說(shuō)：
"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."
“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，禿頭，有一個(gè)太嘴巴，而且對(duì)你的小孩稂刻薄。”
The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"
老婆回答說(shuō)：“你說(shuō)對(duì)了，可是誰(shuí)會(huì)要 這種沒(méi)用的廢物 回來(lái)呀？”
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