爆笑英語幽默笑話精64:Ways And Means方法和手段（英漢雙語笑話）
64. Ways And Means
64.方法和手段
Working at a college with a preponderance of non一English一speaking students，my sister sometimes had difficulty in communicating with the newly arrived. Once as she was enrolling a young man，she reached a standstill at the question of birth date. No matter what words or motions she used，the young man remained puzzled. Finally，a Chinese student standing nearby asked my sister，"What do you need to know?”After my sister explained，the Chinese woman turned to the young man and hummed the first few bars of“Happy Birthday to You”.
我妹妹在一所大多數學生都不會講英文的大學里任教。她有時在與新生交談時感到困難。有一次，她還在給一位新來的小伙子注冊，她在問他的生日是哪天的時候，遇到了不可逾越的困難。無論她用什么詞句或什么手勢，這位年輕人不明白她的意思。后來，一位站在旁邊的中國女學生問我妹妹:“您想要知道什么?”我妹妹向她解釋后，這位中國女學生轉向小伙子，嘴里哼起了“祝你生日快樂”歌的頭幾小節。
His eyes lit up in recognition as he explained，“May 12，1978.”The helpful student shrugged and said，"Same song，every country."
他眼里頓時流露出懂了的意思，說道:"1978年5月12日。”那位樂于助人的女學生聳聳肩說:“每個國家都唱這同一首歌。”
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