英語幽默笑話30秒Unit34： Idiot Teacher白癡老師 (雙語)
Idiot Teacher
白癡老師
If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .
喜愛挖苦人的老師說：“如果在這間教室里面有白癡，就請站起來好嗎？”。
After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,
沉默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起來了。
"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.
老師就以譏笑的口氣問他：“喂， 先生，你為什么認為你自己是個白癡呀？”
"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
這名學生說：“ 唉呀，實際上我才不認為我是個白癡呢，而是我很討厭看著你一個人站在那里啦。”
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