英語幽默笑話30秒Unit32：Smaller Fish 小魚(雙語)
Smaller Fish
小魚
Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,
有兩名男子在餐廳點魚。
The waiter brought a dish with two fish,
服務生端來裝著兩條魚的盤子，
one larger than the other.
其中一條魚比另外一條來得大。
One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."
當中一位男子跟另外一位說：
The other one said"Ok,"
“別客氣，請自行取用呀。”
and helped himself to the larger fish.
另外一位男子說：“好”，
After a tense silence,
于是就幫自己挑了比較大條的魚 。
the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smaller fish!"
就在一陣氣氛緊張的沉默之后，
The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"
第一位男子就說：“真是的。如果你要我先選，我就會拿比較小條的魚。”
另一位男子回答說：“那你在抱怨個什么勁呀？你現在已經拿了呀，不是嗎？”
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