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        英語笑話笑死人不償命26:特別來賓(雙語)

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        A Special Guest

        特別來賓

        A lawyer finds himself at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the pope.

        一位律師發現他和某教宗一起到達天堂的珍珠門,

        Both men are allowed to enter heaven,

        兩個人都被允許進入天堂。

        and the lawyer is ensconced in a magnificent mansion. 

        律師被安置在一間豪華的別墅,

        But he sees that the pope is housed in a far more humble dwelling. 

        但他卻見到教宗被安排住在非常簡陋的住所。

        Unable to restrain his  curiosity,the lawyer asks St.Peter about it.

        由于好奇心的驅使,律師問圣彼得其中原委。

        “Well, you see,” replies St. Peter, "we have dozens of popes up here, but we-ve never had a lawyer before. "

        “哦,你看我們這里有好幾十位教宗,可是你卻是第一個上天堂的律師呢!”圣彼得答道。

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