外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹26：寄給上帝的信 (中英)
一個小男孩非常想要一百美元買一輛自行車，但是祈禱了兩個星期也沒有結果。于是，他決定給上帝寫一封信要這一百美元。當郵局收到這封收信人為“美國，上帝”的信后，他們決定把它寄給美國總統?？偨y很重視，也很感動。他命令他的秘書寄給個小男孩五美元紙鈔。總統認為這對于一個小男孩來說應該是一筆大錢了。這個小男孩收到這五美元后非常高興，又坐下來給上帝寫了一封感謝信，信中寫道:
A little boy wanted one hundred dollar for a bicycle very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA，they decided to send it to the president. The President was so impressed，touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted wish the five-dollar bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:
親愛的上帝:
Dear Lord，
非常感謝你寄給我的錢。可是我發現，由于某種原因您通過華盛頓寄給我的錢，像往常一樣，那些奇怪的人扣走了九十五美元。
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted ninety-five dollars.
羅杰
Love,Roger
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