Police Joke(34)
“Hi，police department？I‘ve lost my cat and…
“Sorry lady，this is not a police job，we are too busy…
“But you don‘t understand…this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”
“Well，you‘d better hang up，lady. He may be trying to call you right now.”
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