Police Joke(25)

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　　This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man‘s driver’s license，he said，“You‘re wearing glasses on your ID and you’re not now. I‘m going to have to give you a ticket.”

　　The guy said，“Officer，I have contacts.”

　　The cop said，“Look，buddy，I don‘t care who you know，……I’m giving you a ticket.”

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