看笑話學英語08:Free advice?免費的建議?
聽笑話學英語:Free advice? 免費的建議?
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
醫生和律師正在一個宴會上交談。他們的談話常被一些人打斷，那些人向醫生描述自己的病癥，期望獲得免費的治療建議。如此這般一個鐘頭后，醫生有點惱火，于是他問律師：“如果不在辦公時間，你是怎么阻止人們向你咨詢法律問題的？”
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
“我會給他們建議，”律師回答，“然后我會給他們寄去帳單”。醫生很震驚，但他還是決定這么試一試。
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
第二天，帶著點犯罪感，他準備了帳單。
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
當他準備將它們放到郵箱里時，發現了一張來自律師的帳單。
英語單詞學習：
1 interrupt
vt. 中斷；打斷；插嘴；妨礙
vi. 打斷；打擾
n. 中斷
短語
interrupt latency 中斷延遲 ; [計] 中斷等待時間 ; 中斷潛伏期 ; 間斷推遲
interrupt priority [計] 中斷優先權 ; [計] 中斷優先級 ; [計] 中斷優先 ; 寄存器
Interrupt controller [計] 中斷控制器
interrupt handler [計] 中斷處理程序 ; [計] 中斷處理器 ; [計] 中斷處理函數 ; 理程序
interrupt mask [計] 中斷屏蔽 ; 隱中斷字 ; [計] 間斷屏蔽 ; 寄存器
error interrupt [計] 錯誤中斷 ; [計] 出錯中斷
disabled interrupt 禁止中斷 ; 失能中斷
interrupt processing [計] 中斷處理
pending interrupt 推遲中斷 ; 未決中斷
eg：Turkin tapped him on the shoulder. "Sorry to interrupt, Colonel."
圖爾金拍了拍他肩膀說：“對不起，上校，打斷你一下。”
2 exasperater
n. 惹人生氣者；激怒他人者
3 shock
n. 休克；震驚；震動；打擊；禾束堆
vt. 使休克；使震驚；使震動；使受電擊；把…堆成禾束堆
vi. 感到震驚；受到震動；堆成禾束堆
adj. 濃密的；蓬亂的
Eg：The little boy was speechless with shock.
這個小男孩被嚇得說不出話來。
短語
Electric shock 觸電 ; [電] 電擊 ; [臨床] 電休克 ; [外科] 電震
Cultural shock 文化沖擊 ; 文化休克 ; 文化沖突 ; 文化震撼
seismic shock [地震] 地震沖擊 ; [地震] 震波沖擊 ; 地震震動 ; 地震
cardiogenic shock [內科] 心源性休克 ; [內科] 心原性休克 ; [內科] 心因性休克 ; 休克
Bottle Shock 酒業風云 ; 酒質受損 ; 戀戀酒鄉 ; 醇酒醋男
shock front [航] 激波陣面 ; [物] 激波前沿 ; 爆炸振動波前鋒 ; 振動波面
shock waves 沖擊波 ; 休克波 ; 震波 ; 激波
neurogenic shock [內科] 神經源性休克 ; [內科] 神經性休克 ; [內科] 神經原性休克
endotoxic shock 內毒素休克 ; 內毒素性休克 ; 是導致內毒素休克 ; 探討內毒素休克
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