Lawyer Joke(18)
After suffering through years of his wife‘s awful coffee，the man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping it on the attorney’s desk，the man snarl，“”Here they are！“
“Here are what？”the startled lawyer asked.“Grounds for divorce.”
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