英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇時尚娛樂8：狂歡圣誕(雙語閱讀)
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第二部分 時尚娛樂
Unit 8 Merry Christmas 狂歡圣誕
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇8：狂歡圣誕(雙語閱讀)
After Lemmas com ripens as much by night as by day.
拉馬斯節后，莊稼日夜成熟。
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
小鎮的一個警官讓一個在主大道上超速駕駛的摩托車手停下來。
A:But officer, I can explain.
長官，請聽我解釋。
B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.
閉嘴，我要讓你在監獄里冷靜冷靜，直到警長回來為止。
A:But，officer, I just wanted to say. . .
但是，長官，我只是想說……。
B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!
我說過閉嘴，你要進監獄了!
(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
兒個小時后警官去看囚犯。)
B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.
幸虧警長今天參加他女兒的婚禮去了，回來后他心情肯定比較好。
A:Don't count on it，I'm the groom.
別指望啦。我就是新郎。
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