看笑話學英語77:Looking for A Companion 找個伴侶
聽笑話學英語77:Looking for A Companion 找個伴侶
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "
一個單身漢要電腦為他找個完美的伴侶：“我要找一個嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運動又喜歡群體活動的伴侶。”
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "
得到的回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 Companion
n. 同伴；朋友；指南；手冊
vt. 陪伴
eg：I should be sorry to think so,' returned his companion.
“想到這個，我就要抱歉了，”他的同伴回答。
短語
companion animal寵物；同伴動物
companion star伴星
2 bachelor
n. 學士；單身漢；（尚未交配的）小雄獸
n. (Bachelor)人名；(英)巴徹勒
eg：Distrusting women, he remained a bachelor all his life.
由于不信任女人， 他做了一輩子單身漢。
詞組短語
bachelor degree學士學位；大學本科學位證書
bachelor of science理學學士
bachelor party（美）單身漢舞會（尤指婚禮前夕為新郎舉行的）
bachelor of law法學士；法律學士
bachelor of art文科學士
bachelor of engineering工程學士
3 penguin ['pe?gw?n]
n. 企鵝；空軍地勤人員
eg:But today, all the kids in the know use Club Penguin.
但是今天，所有的孩子都知道企鵝俱樂部。
詞組短語
king penguin國王企鵝；帝企鵝（等于Aptenodytes patagonicus）
emperor penguinn. 皇企鵝
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