知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇04：把顏色留下
知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇
04：Leave the color 把顏色留下
Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company
幾年前，人們從當地的電話公司租用電話時
and had the option of paying a one-time fee to have a color model.
只要選擇額外一次性地付一點錢就能拿到一個彩色的電話機。
One customer, who had had his phone for some time,
有一名顧客在電話用了一些日子后忘記了這個規則。
forgot how this worked.
當我去中斷他的電話服務時，
When I was disconnecting his service,
他不讓我把電話機帶走。
he objected to my leaving with his phone.
“那是我的電話機”，他生氣地說
"That's mine," he said angrily. "I paid for it."
“我付了錢的。”
"No, sir, you paid for the color, not the phone," I explained.
不是，先生，你付的是顏色的錢，不是手機。我給他解釋。
"Okay, take the phone," he said calmly, "but leave the color."
“那好，把電話拿走吧，”他平靜地說，“但顏色得留。
【多學一點】
local 當地的，本地的
local people
eg：The local customs here are very interesting.
one-time fee 一次性付費
one-time tax 一次性的征稅
disconnect中斷
connect
object to 反對
someone object to something
eg:Some people object to modern materialism.
leave 把…留下
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