浪費還是節約
Father： Oh， Jack， you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time？
Jack： Yes， Dad. But I've saved you a meal， haven't I？
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？
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