經(jīng)驗(yàn)
Experience
“your honor,” the accused hit-and-run driver's lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years.”
“if experience is the issue here,” the other attorney countered, “my client has been walking for over fifty years.
經(jīng)驗(yàn)“法官大人，”律師為被控的肇事司機(jī)辯護(hù)道：“被撞傷的人一定是自己不小心。我的當(dāng)事人可是一個(gè)有著超過(guò)20年駕駛經(jīng)驗(yàn)的司機(jī)。”
“如果經(jīng)驗(yàn)可以算數(shù)的話，”控方律師反駁說(shuō)：“我的當(dāng)事人有超過(guò)50年走路的經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”
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