想不到英語竟也能如此搞笑
笑林廣場：想不到英語竟也能如此搞笑
小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go tot he toilet？老師說：Go ahead.小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒，小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet？老師說：Go ahead.小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學(xué)于是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎？怎么不去？
小明說：你沒聽老師說“去你個頭”啊！
一對熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒有安全感，于是對著男友說：“SAY I LOVEYOU！！ SAY IT！ SAY IT！ SAY IT！”
男的答道：“IT！”
一位在美的留學(xué)生，想要考國際駕照。在考試時因為過于緊張，看到地上標(biāo)線是向左轉(zhuǎn)。
他不放心的問道：turnleft？
監(jiān)考官回答：right.于是他立刻向右轉(zhuǎn)……
某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語，終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞，忙說：I am sorry.老外應(yīng)道：I am sorry too.某人聽后又道：I am sorry three.老外不解，問：What are you sorry for？ 某人無奈，道：I am sorry five.
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