那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事19：誰是傻子？
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
who is nuts ?
誰是傻子？
in a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the ceiling. being frightened, he called the nurse to come and pull him down for fear that the man might fall to his death. the nurse said; "doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!" the doctor said;“no,you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down."
一家精神病院里，醫生走進一個病人的房間，發現病人正吊在天花板上晃來晃去。醫生嚇壞了，擔心病人摔下來一命嗚呼，趕緊叫護士把病人拉下來。護士說：¨醫生，這個病人每天都認為自己是一盞燈，所以常常把自己吊在天花板上。“醫生說：¨不行，你 還是得馬上把他拉下來，免得他摔死。
after a pause,the nurse answered: "but the light will go out after i pull him down!"
護士停頓了一下，說：¨可是，如果我把他拉下來，燈不就熄了嗎？
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