拐彎違章--雙語幽默笑話

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hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, i made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. uh-oh, i said, realizing my mistake. i just make an illegal turn.

我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國家如英國,其交通規則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。啊噢，意識到犯了錯誤，我說。我剛才拐彎是違章的。

i guess it's all right, my daughter replied, the police car behind us did the same thing.

我想那沒關系的，女兒回答說：我們后面的警車也同樣拐了彎。

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